Big RED Riding in da Hood

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp small hot tubs. The police are looking into it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.

• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

• What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? … Half way.

• The world’s full of apathy, but I don’t care.

• I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

• I have a twin brother; he’s identical, but I’m not.

• Don’t be redundant by repeating yourself. Twice.

• Does fuzzy logic tickle?

• At Scotland’s Glasgow University, the following note was seen hanging on a lecturer’s door: “Today’s tutorial is canceled because Dr. N. is il.” After the misspelled final word, a student had penciled in: “(sic)”.

• So, when naming groups of items [called collective nouns], you’ve heard of a pride of lions, an exaltation of larks, a conspiracy of ravens and a charm of finches. … … How about the following?

I love POWs or playing on words. I think it is really fun to do and I will be posting a bunch of pows on here.